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What is Pulp?


Pulp is both a medium and a very broad genre. Many popular magazines were once printed on cheap, wood-pulp paper, and included a variety of types of stories (detective, war, action/adventure, science fiction, westerns, romance, etc.). For the purposes of this page, "Pulp" includes not only the stories that appear in the original pulp magazines, but movies, radio, TV, and other media based on them, as well as modern tributes such as "Raiders of the Lost Ark", "The Mummy", and "Sky-Captain and the World of Tomorrow". They are typically set anywhere from the 1920s through the 1940s, and have a more "black and white" view of morality.

These cliches are divided up into some of the popular pulp sub-categories.

COMMON CLICHES

Great White Hunter decorating your home with stuffed animals, knowing the ways of the natives, surviving in the wild
Stage Magician sawing people in half without hurting them, making dramatic gestures, wearing tuxedo and top hat, pulling rabbits out of hats
Femme Fatale seducing the rich and powerful, falling in love with square-jawed hero
Jaded millionaire playboy/girl throwing around lots of cash, drinking gallons of champagne, expecting to be waited on
Circus Performer walking tightropes, getting shot out of cannons, swinging from trapezes
Shell-shocked Veteran (being terrified by loud noises, using rifles and bayonnettes, reminiscing about the Great War, having nightmares)
Movie Star looking glamorous, being idolized by millions, partying into the wee small hours
Stunt Man escaping from certain danger, looking kinda like a movie star
Nosy Reporter scooping other reporters, protecting sources
Wonder Dog going for help, communicating by barking, scenting danger
Aviator/Aviatrix storming barns, tinkering endlessly with engines, walking away from crash landings
Football Player eating like a horse, dating cheerleaders, squashing poindexters
Poindexter stammering around girls, getting leaned on by football players, being a walking encyclopedia
Concert Pianist practicing constantly, acting snobbish, dressing impeccably
Daredevil Escaping from crashing vehicle, leaping across crevices
Human Fly Climbing the Empire State Building without gear, tightrope walking over Niagara Falls
Beat Cop interrogating criminals, drinking gallons of bad coffee, [protecting donut shops
Linguist translating ancient inscriptions, pronouncing the unpronounceable
Hobo hopping freight trains, doing odd jobs, drinking anything alcoholic
Physician making house calls, scrawling illegibly
Psychiatrist Asking pointless questions, making everything relate to sex
Soldier staying awake during guard duty, sleeping whenever you can
Clergyman sermonizing, saving souls, damning sinners
Frat Boy boozing it up, chasing girls, hazing freshmen

Western

Singing Cowboy being followed by unseen musicians, shooting guns from outlaws' hands, helping widows and orphans
Handsome Stranger wandering from town to town, inadvertantly getting into trouble, being the object of unmarried townswomen's desires
Gunslinger never refusing a challenge, soaking up the redeye, being asked to get out of town by sunset
Crooked Sheriff harassing the player-characters, taking bribes, doing what the bad guys say
Incorruptible Sheriff refusing bribes, facing down the bad guys, getting shot in the back
Town Drunk cadging drinks, sleeping in gutters, staggering
Saloon Girl having a heart of gold, dancing for ruffians, falling in love with handsome strangers
School Marm looking bookish, being prim and proper, falling in love with the handsome stranger
Sodbuster hating sheep-herders, being a widower, forbidding beautiful daughter to fall in love with handsome stranger
Meek Townsfolk hiring gunslingers to chase the outlaws out of town, gossiping about the other townfolk
Goofy Sidekick behaving eccentrically, getting into trouble, having confusing plot points explained to you
Town Fathers making deals with the local railroad barons, getting rich, selling out the townsfolk
Greenhorn coming from Back East, not knowing anything about what's going on, being easy prey for the bad guys
Black Hats stealing cattle, robbing banks, getting shot
Card Sharp being lucky, pulling out hidden cards, being run out of town on a rail
Faithful Steed pulling rider's chestnuts out of the fire, knowing how to count
Hanging Judge hanging them all, letting God sort them out
Bounty Hunter being gruff and cynical, trailing fugitives
Clueless Deputy bungling arrests, letting the bad guys go, mistaking the good guys for outlaws
Doc Being cantankerous, patching up bullet holes, drinking daily
Cattle Baron Waging war with the rail barons
Rail Baron
Civil War Veteran
Determined Widow
Snake Oil Salesman
Preacher Man
Indian Chief
Savage Indian
Noble Savage
Medicine Man


STILL IN PROGRESS (Guy Hoyle)


CRIME and DETECTIVE CLICHES

Hard-Boiled Detective spying on cheating husbands, dodging the landlord, hitting the bottle
Cheap Hoodlum pistol-whipping victims, taking it on the lam, planning heists
Reformed Gangster keeping nose clean, getting pulled in by the cops, repaying old debts of honor without getting thrown back in the slammer
Crime Boss ordering your lieutenants around, having people rubbed out, running rackets
Gun Moll being sexy in a cheap and tawdry way
Gangster carrying a tommy gun in a violin case, talking like Edward G. Robinson or Jimmy Cagney
G-Man nabbing Public Enemy No. 1, wearing snappy trenchcoat
Mouthpiece defending bad guys in court, making objections, making deals
Stool Pigeon betraying the bad guys, getting fitted for a pair of cement overshoes
Fence Receiving hot property, paying off the cops
Obtrusive Police Official stymieing investigator, hold press conference, arrest the wrong people
Psycho Killer raving maniacally, skulking, wading through gore offscreen
The Butler doing it, diverting attention from the ones who really did it
Amateur Sleuth being smarter than the police, being resented by the police, having an eccentric hobby
Master of Disguise Imitate absolutely everybody, wear several sets of clothes on top of each other without discomfort
Gentleman Thief owning a tuxedo, going to posh events, stealing jewels stylishly during the party
Defective Detective acting eccentrically, outwitting crooks
The Fat Man being really fat, wearing white suit, being an evil manipulator





Science Fiction



Weird Science















Jetpack Jockey scorching everything behind you, zipping through the sky like a bat out of hell, walking away without a scratch
Earthman Gone Native getting stuck on alien planet, being better at what the aliens do, marrying an alien princess
Alien Princess getting kidnapped, falling in love with handsome earthman, screaming piercingly, postponing “fate worse than death”
Gadgeteer fixing almost anything with enough chewing gum and bailing wire, inventing half-baked contraptions, stammering and sweating around women
Rocket Pilot counting backwards, looking good in uniform, out-running space torpedoes
Ship’s Engineer complaining about poor abused engines, hide still, know every nut and bolt in ship
Absent-minded Professor forgetting non-attached heads, meddling in God's domain
Robot making whirring and buzzing sounds, interpreting all commands literally, going berserk at inconvenient moments
Stoic Intellectual calculating probabilities in your head, expressing no emotions, being a wet blanket

Weird Science


Lost World
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    Villains
    Not a Pulp genre unto themselves, villains can be found in almost any other sub-genre (though you don’t find very many Oriental Mystics in Westerns).

    • Bloodthirsty Fiend
      wield axe/knife/noose, surprise victim, hide from pursuers, insanely strong, break into locked rooms
    • Sinister Warlord
      conquer the world, devise fiendish tortures, utilize exotic devices, create elaborate plots, explain plan to enemy before you kill him, hire henchman without explaining what happened to the dozens of other henchmen you hired, secret escape route, destroy secret base
    • Oriental Mystic
      Hypnotize do-gooders, be inscrutable, create illusion, quote Confucius and Lao Tsu
    • Snivelling Toady
      Cringe and kowtow before the Master, fulfill his bidding to the letter, apprehend hero’s girlfriend, menace droolingly, inadvertently give away the Master’s plans, bungle job


    Weird Stories
    Tales of strange monsters, eerie settings, nightmares, hauntings,and the occult. H.P. Lovecraft was a master of this form, and his close friends Clark Ashton Smith, R.E. Howard, and Richard Bloch were but a few who followed him into this strange realm. Florian Edelbauer’s “Risus R’lyeh” page at http://www.edlbauer.de/risus/rlyeh.html is a good source for this kind of adventure.

    • Ghost Chaser
      Know all about ghosts, set up cameras to catch ghosts on film, disprove fake ghosts, get rid of real ghosts
    • Occult Scholar
      Know weird phenomena, remember strange names, find ancient incantation
    • Bookshop owner
      Obtain obscure titles, dust shelves, know where any book in the shop is, know what’s in all the books
    • Antiquarian
      Quote from obscure authors, know obscure facts, cite reference
    • Librarian
      Sort books, find newspaper articles, shh!, find obscure information, repair books
    • Anthropologist
      Know aboriginal folktales, know tribal customs, eat disgusting things, speak obscure languages
    Masked Crusaders
    • Solving unusual crimes or unraveling bizarre mysteries, Masked Crusaders are the predecessors of the superhero. Though usually possessed of great strength and cunning, they may also have a strange, signature power (like the ability to cloud men’s minds or immunity to pain) or a special gadget (anaesthetic dart gun, smoke grenades).
    • Masked Adventurer (wearing strange costumes, foiling dastardly crimes, escaping from certain death, endangering clueless assistants)
    • Clueless Assistant (Performing senseless tasks for masked adventurer, blunder inginto traps)